пятница, 6 марта 2009 г.

Re:Yo mama is so fat... (Score:5, Funny)

by thomasdz (178114) on Friday March 06, @08:08AM (#27090171)

Yo mama is so fat...Illinois declared her a planet
Yo mama is so ugly, astronomers who look at her think they're looking at Jupiter's moon IO
Yo mama is so old, her boyfriends CARBON-date her
Yo mama is so old and fat, her stomach is actually fusing helium with neon to produce magnesium just before she turns into a neutron star!
Yo mama is so ugly, that when computer scientists look at her, they are immediately reminded of Edsger Dijkstra's letter "Go To Statement Considered Harmful" because they don't want to "Go To" her.

Ok, that last one got me severely beaten up on the playground when I was a kid, but the rest are funny and hardly trollish.

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